"Gulf of Mexico" Tee

Oversized, over it, and absolutely not calling it anything else. The Gulf of Mexico tee brings big comfort and even bigger “you’ve got to be kidding me” energy. It’s equal parts coastal chill and political side-eye—because we prefer our oceans salty, not rebranded.

Garment-dyed for that sun-faded, I-live-here feel, this tee is soft enough to nap in and bold enough to wear straight into your next “actually, that’s not how geography works” conversation. The relaxed fit says “vacation,” the message says “vigilant.”

Made for everyone who’s ever stood barefoot in the surf and thought, “You can’t just rename the ocean, man.” Pairs well with sunscreen, receipts, and a deep distrust of performative patriotism.

Slip it on. Let the breeze in. Keep the nonsense out.