SWEATSHIRTS

Cozy with a Side of Confrontation.

These sweatshirts bring the heat—literally and politically. Whether you're braving cold weather or cold stares at family gatherings, they’re built for bold opinions, fierce comfort, and zero apologies.

wrapped in rebellion

Soft cotton, sharp opinions.

US Shipping Only

We love the world, but shipping is limited to the US (for now)

Satisfaction or Sarcasm Refund

If you don’t love it, we’ll make it right. We’re rebels, not as*holes.

Human Support Only

A real human’s got you covered—fast, friendly, and fully caffeinated.

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Encrypted, protected, and fully authoritarian-proof.