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wrapped in rebellion
Soft cotton, sharp opinions.
US Shipping Only
We love the world, but shipping is limited to the US (for now)
Satisfaction or Sarcasm Refund
If you don’t love it, we’ll make it right. We’re rebels, not as*holes.
Human Support Only
A real human’s got you covered—fast, friendly, and fully caffeinated.
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